Piers Morgan’s best #wengerout moments – in tweets

Over the weekend, a 2 – 2 draw against Man City left the Gunners at 6th place in the table. Not exactly the best result, but would holding off one of the best teams in the league start to soften Piers up a bit?

6th.
18pts behind Chelsea.
11pts behind Spurs.
‘Only one team in London.’ #WengerOUT

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 2, 2017

Ah, guess not.
It’s not like this is anything new though. Morgan has been criticising Wenger for some time, despite his peppering of compliments here and there. Piers joined Twitter on 16 Nov 2010. 43 days later came his first tweet of advice for the manager.

Arsenal won’t win the title without a class goalkeeper and centre back, which every fan’s been urging Wenger to buy all year.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 29, 2010

Pretty tame to be fair, but let’s take a look at some of his more recent tweets after his anger has had a few years to build.

Even he can’t watch any more. #WengerOUT pic.twitter.com/2CduSQ8DJx

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 2, 2017

That nearly feels like a bit of sympathy from Piers Morgan there. Nearly.

I don’t want to hear Wenger making any excuses today.
There’s nothing to be said.
We were f***ing terrible. End.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 18, 2017

Ouch.

Unsurprisingly, Piers was pretty angry after Arsenal received a 5 – 1 thrashing from Bayern Munich (10 – 2 on aggregate).

How can he NOT resign or be sacked after this?
This is utter humiliation. #WengerOUT

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 7, 2017

More chance of my pet terrapin being named new Barcelona manager than Wenger, and my terrapin’s been dead 43 years.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 8, 2017

No true Arsenal fan can continue to stand by Wenger.
Last night’s abject humiliation has to be the end of a great era for our club. #afc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 8, 2017

Dear God, is this what he’s reduced to boasting about?
Wenger’s sounding pathetic now. https://t.co/cwirjzPACP

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 9, 2017

Well, that was a pretty sound defeat. Who wouldn’t be angry? Maybe we can find something nice Morgan said after Arsenal’s last win against a team that isn’t non-league. For that we have to go a little further back to Arsenal’s 2 – 0 win over Hull in February.

He was a bit busy after a US TV appearance and arguing with people about Trump and JK Rowling, but he still found time to insult Wenger and Beckham.

Come off it Ollie, Wenger’s past it & Beckham’s a cynical fraud. https://t.co/dUmRb9afSx

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017

Not to worry. What about Arsenal’s 5 – 0 victory over Southampton in the FA Cup? Well, no, he decided to criticise the FA Cup instead and not mention the game. But he was straight back into it a few days later.

I am planning a protest march against Wenger tomorrow.
He is abusing my human rights as an Arsenal fan. #afc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 31, 2017

Maybe we’ll give up on finding a compliment. Instead, here’s a few more examples of his choice words for Wenger over the years.

‘This is the best squad I’ve ever had’ – Arsene Wenger. #clown #AFC

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2017

The ‘irreplaceable’ Arsene Wenger. #afc pic.twitter.com/dwqUJwYFQw

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 20, 2016

Wenger just zipped up his coat in one fluent movement. Astonishing. #NLD

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 6, 2016

Zinedine Zidane’s won more Champions Leagues in 5 months than Arsène Wenger’s won in 19 years.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 28, 2016

DEFINITION OF A FARCE:
Blaming the fact you haven’t won PL for 11yrs on money limitations. Then Leicester win it. #WengerOUT

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 14, 2016

Media finally waking up to the reality of Wenger’s 11-yr con trick. Excuses all run out, same old problems. #afc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 29, 2016

In Wenger We Rust. https://t.co/kXxPDpie70

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 5, 2016

Wenger’s ruined my Christmas. #afc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 26, 2015

Yes, yes, I know Wenger built a nice new stadium.
I built a nice new shed in my garden. Do I get a trophy?

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 4, 2015

#WengerOut
(Year 7 of me saying this.)

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 29, 2015

I just paid £2.30 for a coffee at Starbucks.
I thus spent more than Wenger today. #afc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 1, 2015

In France, they’ve guillotined people for less than this. #WengerOut

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 6, 2014

Arsenal fans still backing Wenger are a major part of our demise too. Just a bunch of deluded ostriches in rose-tinted Ray-Bans. #WENGEROUT

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 18, 2013

Wenger’s the mate in the pub with the bulging wallet who never buys a round. #afc #Tightwad

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 16, 2013

Wenger exuding the air on Sky just then of a man who’s just been told he’s got 90 minutes to live. Encouraging.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 19, 2013

The worse we play, the more annoying I always find Wenger’s coat.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 13, 2013

I want a ban on Wenger having more than 2 moans in press conferences. Guy’s turning into a French version of Alf Garnett.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 25, 2013

Amazing, some #Arsenal fans berating me for criticising Wenger tactics. He’s not the Pope – he’s fallible. As this game shows.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 31, 2012

Bet Wenger read my tweets to the players at half time. Only rational explanation. #Arsenal

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 29, 2012

If Wenger makes one single excuse, I’m going to…..well, I’ve no idea what I’ll do, but it won’t be pretty. #Arsenal

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 20, 2011

Piers Morgan’s view on Wenger is pretty clear, but how long does Wenger have left? Will this be his last season, or will he hold on till next year? Are ten games enough for Arsenal to change Morgan’s opinion?

If you think you’ve got a good idea on when the Gunners will have a new manager, you can now put some money down with us.

Wonder if Piers will put any money on?