Four new causes for Gary Lineker to support this season

In actual fact, it’s more like a school canteen full of terrible jokes, mates egging on mates, and a loud raucous noise that’s impossible to decipher. We’re pretty sure Gary would agree that a round of penalties would be far more entertaining – and civilised.

The format would be simple. For example, rather than Corbyn quoting Sally from Norfolk, he’ll have to do his best to Panenka one in past May. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

Put Claudio Ranieri on the £50 note

After Ranieri won the Premier League with Leicester it was no surprise that Lineker was a big fan. Even after the Foxes begun struggling in the following season, Gary still called for the Italian to be given a “job for life” by the club.

Unfortunately, they didn’t listen and sacked him. Lineker obviously wasn’t happy.

After all that Claudio Ranieri has done for Leicester City, to sack him now is inexplicable, unforgivable and gut-wrenchingly sad.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 23, 2017

So we think Gary should try and do something for Ranieri. Putting him on the £50 note would be a great gesture. It would also be great for his pro-EU credentials by getting a European onto a note. It’s a hard sell, but it’s worth a shot. Probably.

Deport Piers Morgan

Twitter is pretty wonderful, connecting people from across oceans creating debate, discussion, and discourse previously impossible. It also gives celebrities a chance to air every single of one of their thoughts to thousands and, unsurprisingly, other celebrities like to argue back.

Lineker and Piers Morgan have argued about everything from nuclear weapons to each other’s fashion sense. Endearingly referring to each other as Jugs and Tubs, it’s hard not to think that – deep down – they love each other really.

That’s not to say Lineker wouldn’t relish a #MorganOut Twitter campaign to send him back to the US for a while though.